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I look at my gf’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can
Like it’s my next meal
Gf:Hi
Bf:Hi
Gf:did you eat yet
bf:did you eat yet?
Gf:are you copying me?
Bf:are you coping me??
Gf:i love you
Bf:yeah i ate already
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf he said on a special website
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"
Whats the best thing about a orphan GF
You don't have to meet her parents
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
my gf calling me: I'm home alone ;) me: I know, you always are...
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Bf:babe do you love me? Gf:of course,why do you ask? bf:i heard that your mom passed away and i went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up and then i remembered why i went to the garden
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
Bf :- babe are you traffic police? Gf :- No Bf :- then why do you shout at me not wearing the helmet ?
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Knock knock Who’s there Ur uncle What? Is ur RBLX gf
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
Words that have ho in them:
Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
