ex-bf's gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
Bully: How’s ur gf? Kid: I don’t have one how’s your parents? Bully: *crys* Kid: *Walks out orphanage
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Your gf/bf says: "Im dating your uncle..." Your start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Dam"
i told my emo gf do you like the lights oh wait she ain.t got any
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car
katgod can you get you gf shes messing with me and im gonna hurt soon
Whats the difference between me calling my gf a pedefile and her calling me on oh wait i am cause shes 10
when little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me "why the hell did you do that!?!?" "I wanted to let you yk I'm pro abortion."
Why cant orphans have a gf?
They have no one to call daddy
I had sex with my German gf, it was kinda weird tho, she kept yelling her age. Idk why.
im 14 i have had sex before, I have 206 bones in my body but when im with my gf i have 207
son:dad can i got a gf dad:son no u r oley 10 so no son:dad on bye am leave to get a gf dad:son nooo u r not my son son:whit did u say son slap the dad dad:sud son good bye get out of my home son:good u can go move to a new home
What do a doctor and gf/bf have in common? They both break your heart
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Every dislike I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
