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Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!