Get jokes
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.