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Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Biden... get it?
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.