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Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!