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Orphan

What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Life

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Memes

Boob

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Orphan

What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?

The apples actually get picked.

Wife

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Caretaker

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

Parent

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

Hairline

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Orphan

Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.

Orphan

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

Orphan

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.