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What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
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Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.