Get jokes
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Biden... get it?
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.