There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Get off of here, kids!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
