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Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Biden... get it?
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.