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Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Biden... get it?

What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.