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Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You soak balls, get it?
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.