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What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!
Unknown: Okay!
Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!
Unknown whispering: Sexy!
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.