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Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.