"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
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10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
