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You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.