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Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?

Why do egos like robbing banks?

They get a cut.

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Why can't weapons play baseball?

Because they need to get to home base.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked!

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

How do cows get their milk? The moo market.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

Cotton gets picked.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Not to get home, that's for sure.

How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?

U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

What do orphans get for Christmas?

Lonely.