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Bean

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Toilet Paper

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Makeup

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

Milk

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Memes

Ball

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Road

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Keyboard

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Way

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Surgery

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

App

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Pencil

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Dad

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Coal

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

Orphan

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Naruto

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Orphan

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"