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Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.