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Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Memes
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).