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Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"