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Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.