What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
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"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
What time is it when you say I canβt walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair π¦Ό.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
