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Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!