Get jokes
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.