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Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
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Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.