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Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Getting ready for gangbang.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?

Me: Because they can't get a homerun.

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!