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Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.