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I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.