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What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...