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Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

Q: Get up for a chair joke!

A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the side that he was not on.

What do crows get after they buy a phone?

A cawing card.

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

How do you fit 53 babies into a box?

First get a blender...

What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?

They get a discount at the crematorium.

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.

What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with them, the harder they get.