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If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
Everybody does this
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
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Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.