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Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?

Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.