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What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.