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If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Real 😔
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.