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Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Thereβs no menu: You get what you deserve.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I donβt understand why he just canβt stand up for himself.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Memes
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Whyβd the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
βWeβll choke and stroke, it ainβt no joke!β
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! π
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Whatβs the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.