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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."