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How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
true though
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.