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Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Memes
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?