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What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.