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An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

Do nut get in my way.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.

What do you call a pregnant slave?

Buy 1 get 1 free.

How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?

Get it a Rolex!

What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?

"Hey, why so cereal?"

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

What do orphans get for Christmas?

Lonely.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??

Milkshake.

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.

Why can orphans never go on field trips?

Because they can’t get a parent signature.

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.