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Car dealership

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?

You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.

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  • Discount

    What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

    Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • Acne

    How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

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  • Dog

    My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.

    It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

    Memes

    Orphan

    What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

    The puppies actually get adopted.

    Epilepsy

    My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

    Dad

    Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.

    Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.

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  • Status

    Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Dead Body

    Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

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  • Politician

    What do a politician and a minister have in common?

    Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

    Sex

    A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”

    Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”

    The teacher faints.

    Double Entendre

    A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."