Frisbee jokes

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."

Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.