The Common Ground of Politicians and Ministers

The joke plays on the stereotype that both politicians and ministers are willing to say anything to gain something, which is usually money in this case. It's cynical because it assumes a lack of integrity from both groups.

• Politician
• Minister
• Adult
• Religion
• Government
• Money

• What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? A panhandler.
• What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
• What do a priest and a pedo have in common? Nothing, they both like kids.
• What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.