Two Dead Dogs

The humor comes from the absurd misunderstanding. The guy thought replacing the dead dog with a similar one would cheer up his girlfriend. He didn't realize she would perceive it as having *two* dead dogs. It's a mix-up of grief and insensitive actions.

• Dog
• Girlfriend
• Die
• Dead
• Morbidity
• Death

• My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭 Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you! My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄 Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
• My dog died today. 😥
• I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
• How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.