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Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
My dad went to go get milk.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.