Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute? You can get on with a prostitute!
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.
Hi I did not get your text I text you when I text you you are not
Why did the child cross the road ?
To get to the other slide
you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades
Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
Why did I by the orphan a iPhone 12 because he couldn’t get home
Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have free candy
Q: I often times think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/
If an orphan was to get a takeaway what’s the home address
Good day today love 💕 you walk in love 😻 day and a walk home 🏡 night night I did not get snow ⛄️ I love 💕 it is the day that we get a tree 🌲 I have to go get some sleep 💤 was good day at school today but I’m going to be
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back. ANDI still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus? You poke it on
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
