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Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
You soak balls, get it?
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
How do you get away with murder?
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!