What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
My life
Tell me when you get it
yo mamma so fat when God said let there be light he was just asking her to get out the way
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “how do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bang on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
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why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.