if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
i am the worst joke ever get it my whole life is a joke
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? panhandler
