Car dealership jokes

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?

You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.

The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.

A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.