How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
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What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
