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Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.