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Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Why are we still fighting in darkness?

"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"