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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.