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My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

He was toad away.

Get it?

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they get love.

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

A pair of gloves!

Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

If you are poor, get money.

How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?

You untie the rope.

What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?

Completely confuse you!