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Beard

    • Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

    So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

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    • Masturbation

    • Boy goes to Confession.

    Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"

    Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."

    Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"

    Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"

    -not my joke

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    • Sprite

    • My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.

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    Party

    • How do you get a party started in Africa?

    You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

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    • Masturbation

    • My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

    Military

    • A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!

    I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!

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    • Personal space

    • Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

    Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

    A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

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