Get jokes
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.