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Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.