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Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.