What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Get Jokes
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
