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Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.