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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?

The apple actually gets picked.

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?

He got caught playing with his Privates!

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: Elephino.

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Why are we still fighting in darkness?

"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."

Why did the duck get arrested?

He tried to quack a safe.

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"