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Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...