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Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...

What color flowers do mama cats like to get?

Purrrrrrrple flowers.

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?

The apple actually gets picked.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.