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Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Dark jokes are just like water.

Not everybody gets it.

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples actually get picked.

What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?

Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.

Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?

He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

Why did the chicken kill himself?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!

How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"