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How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we donβt get support, people will think weβre nuts.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Memes
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
Theyβre already getting closer.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face π€€.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!