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What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
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What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.