Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
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Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
