My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in Ethnic Cleansing.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂
do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german
my grandpa killed 100 german soldiers he was the worst german piolet ever
U die from robot bite
So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What’s the German word for BRA? Keeptwofromfloppin.
What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.
What is hitler's favourite food? A hindenburger
