Sexual orientation jokes
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
..do i even need to explain ts..
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
His gay ass dad.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.