Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
