Sexual orientation

Sexual Orientation Jokes

Jack

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Guy

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

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  • Kid

    What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

    A byebyesexual.

    Genie

    A guy finds a genie.

    He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

    "Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

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  • Drug

    Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

    Scooter

    What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?

    Telling your parents you are gay.

    Lover

    What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

    Lesbionage.