Sexual orientation jokes
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.