What do polish people in 🇵🇱 Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
hitler only wanted peace
a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is the the police lights are different
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland? There's nothing worth shiting on.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them? use them for toilet paper 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
