What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
How do Germans tie their shoes ? Answer: In Nazis !
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
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What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
