Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
