Patriot jokes
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Memes
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
