Censorship jokes

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.