Censorship jokes

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!