Censorship jokes

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.

When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.