Virginia

Virginia Jokes

Jesus

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Divorce

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

Compliment

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

State

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho... Alaska!

School

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.