Virginia jokes

Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho... Alaska!

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.