Virginia jokes

Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho... Alaska!

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?

Family comes first.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.