Virginia jokes

Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho... Alaska!

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.