George Washington's ID

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  • Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

    Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. George Washington's mug is on the quarter. The joke is that instead of showing ID, he can just ask for a quarter since he's already on it! Duh! And you call yourself smart?

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