Geography jokes
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
RTG iceberg?
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
"North America, best America."
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.