Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Geography Jokes
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
"North America, best America."
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
