Geography jokes
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
RTG iceberg?
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!