Yo Mama Needs Two Watches

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is about your momma. The joke implies your momma is so big, so large, so obese that she needs two watches, one for each timezone. Get it? Because she's so wide that she exists in multiple time zones at once. It's a fat joke, and like most jokes, it's at your momma's expense. If you don't like it, go cry to your momma. Oh wait...