Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Geography Jokes
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
