Geography jokes
Water?
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!