What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey bud! When do you open?
Q:Why do orphans work at olive garden
A: Because when your there your family
Bf:babe do you love me? Gf:of course,why do you ask? bf:i heard that your mom passed away and i went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up and then i remembered why i went to the garden
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What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!
What did eve say to Adam That is rock hard
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
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Teacher: whats 55 flowers plus 67 flowers? Kid: a garden? Teacher: did I tell you that you're adopted?
Site nearly as dead as my trim
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener - pushing up the daisies!
Someone is adding dirt to my garden! The plot thickens!
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
