My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.
What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables
if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."
What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!
What did eve say to Adam That is rock hard
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey bud! When do you open?
Bf:babe do you love me? Gf:of course,why do you ask? bf:i heard that your mom passed away and i went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up and then i remembered why i went to the garden
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
Teacher: whats 55 flowers plus 67 flowers? Kid: a garden? Teacher: did I tell you that you're adopted?
Site nearly as dead as my trim
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
