Garden memes

Comment

2 years ago

When I saw this, I couldn’t stop laughing

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment by Rukulukukukupoopoo says: "I love your wife." The second comment is from George W. Bush and says: "So you're the one I've seen in my garden recently..."

Minion

3 years ago

Lll

Two boxes of Minion-themed building block sets. The box on the left shows a Minion with a mustache working in a garden. The box on the right shows a Minion with a beach umbrella.

Zombie Apocalypse

1 year ago

The image is a four-panel meme showing how different people would react to a zombie apocalypse. The first panel, labeled 'Normal People,' shows a stick figure running away in fear. The second, labeled 'Gardeners,' displays a peashooter from the game Plants vs Zombies. The third, labeled 'Call of Duty Players,' shows a room with lots of guns and a person sleeping on a bed. The fourth, labeled 'Minecraft Players,' shows a sleeping Shaq with the text 'I sleep'.

Street

2 months ago

A diagram illustrating wireless internet signal strength within and around a house. The house layout shows a 'Router' in the center, and rooms labeled 'Bed', 'Desk', and 'Xbox'. A color-coded legend indicates 'Crap' (red), 'Poor' (yellow), and 'Great' (green) signal strength. The 'Bed', 'Desk', and 'Xbox' areas show red (crap) signal. The area immediately around the 'Router' shows yellow (poor) signal. 'The middle of your garden' and 'Out on the street' show green (great) signal. Below the house diagram, 'Your neighbor's house' is depicted entirely in green, indicating great signal strength.

Dildo

1 year ago

Salad

1 year ago

A meme featuring a waitress in an Olive Garden restaurant, who asks: "Would you like to start out with our unlimited salad and breadsticks this evening?" Ben Shapiro appears to the right with the text: "that is literally impossible."

Logo

1 year ago

House

1 year ago

bro wtf is tihs ad

A video game ad showing a baby crawling away from a man in an orange shirt in a house. The text says, "Play Whos Your Daddy. Play Around In Your Two-Story House And Garden Packed With Potentially Dangerous Items. Sponsored. MaxLevelFun. Download"

Jokes

Part

7 years ago

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Chest

7 years ago

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Emo

7 years ago

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

Garden jokes