Garden jokes
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant