Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Garden Jokes
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
