Garden jokes
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Gnome.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!