The hot holes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden
My plant's In my garden are like the twin towers neither of them fell just the flowers
My gardener found a dead body? Of the old gardener!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Fella walks past a mental hospital, there all out in the garden behind this big fence . All SHOUTING 13 13 13 13. Ect Over and over again ..
This fella is intrigued sees a little hole in the fence Looks through it .. GETS FUCKING POKED STRAIGHT IN THE EYE ..
Then they all start singing
14 14 14 14 14 14 ;)
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
What did santa use as a candy cane? Wait wait I said it wrong Ok What did santa use to do his garden....never mind
i was digging in a garden once a found a chest full of gold i wanted to show my wife but then i thought why i was digging in the first place
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS
Theres a old lady doing gardning every year nothing grows she goes the the man who lives next door she sez how do you get your tomartoes so big an red he tells her you show them your privates at night time so she leaves that night latter she goes out side an shows the garden her privates the next shes got Zucchinis a meter long !
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables. The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Two plus two is four Minus one, that's three, quick maths Every day, man's on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He's got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He's got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin') If she ain't on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose
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