Game jokes
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Memes
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
What do you call ball drama?
Joke: CookVR
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Gaming, uh?
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading