Game jokes
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
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Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
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Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.