Game jokes

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home base to run to.

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

You masturbate...

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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.

Gaming, uh?

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because they finally have a home.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost two towers!

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can be loved.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

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Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading