Game jokes
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Sus
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Tom aint Tom
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.