Game jokes

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost two towers!

You masturbate...

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

Gaming, uh?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home base to run to.

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

What do you call ball drama?

Joke: CookVR

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

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Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading