Game jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Memes
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Gaming, uh?
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!