Game jokes
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Me after curfew
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.