Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Game Jokes
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Games
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
