Game jokes
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Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Dumbbell Door
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.