Game jokes
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Memes
first of my memes
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!