Game jokes
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
"Me fa so?"
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Bomb goes Uno.