Game jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What do you call ball drama?
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Fuck Roblox!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.