Game Jokes

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

Sus

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

The image shows Rick Astley singing against a brick wall background. Below the video is a comment that reads "But link sayd free robux."

Gaming, uh?

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?

Scissors beat paper.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

Why was the booty so good at poker?

Because it always had a good PAIR.

What do you call a 18+ animal jam?

Play Wild!

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.

What did jptheflip win while playing this server?

Craft.

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."