Game jokes

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

Which nut is the best at playing tag?

Catch-yous, aka cashews.

Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?

Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?

Because they have already lost two towers!

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they ate the bat!

Why can't orphans play poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

Bomb goes Uno.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

I shouted "Jenga" in class today.

We were watching clips of 9/11.

"Me fa so?"

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.