Game jokes
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Im the best at tetris
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.