Game jokes
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.