Game jokes
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Who laughs last, laughs best.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.