Game

Game jokes

Among Us

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Nut

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Memes

Roblox

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

Step

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

Pirate

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Bench

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

Basketball

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Gun

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Poker

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

Book

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Robot

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

Chess

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.