Game jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Memes
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.