Game Jokes

2,996 kill streak, boom!

Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

The types you can have.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.