Game jokes
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.