Game jokes
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Memes
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro π€ 2. Sell Pernandes π€ 3. Sell Bencho π€ 4. Sell Trashford π€ 5. Terminate penaldo π€ 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal π
These came down deep from my heart. Donβt let me down again, please.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Why donβt violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.