Game jokes

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

What is a black person's least favorite word game?

Hangman.

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.