Game jokes
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Doom is eternal.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.