Game jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.