Game jokes

"the floor is lava!"

- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

Osama Bin Laden is his name.

Crashing planes is his game.

What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?

A: A virgin.

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...

The steaks were pretty high.

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

What game do zombies like to play?

Corpse and Robbers.

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!