Game jokes
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Smash or pass
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.