why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why is the titanic good at baseball : because it sinks it
me: brags about my 30 kill streak
the jury: O.o
Why can’t orphans go on game shows
You need a family member
what's a depressed person's favorite game? hangman
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
Kobe ended so many games with threes now he ends his life with trees.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
