Game jokes
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
Ya momma is sus.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.