Game jokes
Ya momma is sus.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What are the first four letters of the alphabet?
Mum: (noticing the child's hair is too long) "You need a haircut."
Brother: (winning a game on PlayStation) "Yes! Get in!"
Uncle: (making plans) "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."
Aunt: (singing a song from the show after overhearing the conversation) "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."
Next day...
Student: I know the alphabet.
Teacher: OK, go on.
Student: "You need a haircut."
Teacher: How dare you make comments like this! Do you want to go to the headteacher?
Student: "Yes! Get in!"
Teacher: What do you think you're going to be doing?
Student: "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."
*In headteacher's office*
Headteacher: Now, I hear you were very rude to the literacy teacher earlier. What do you have to say for yourself?
Student: "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.