Game jokes
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
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