What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
