Game jokes
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."