Game jokes

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Why do orphans play with Barbies?

So they can have a home :)

Why do orphans love playing baseball?

They can always run home.

Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They never can make it home.

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Two towers.

Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?

Ling Ling: Truth.

Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?

Ling Ling: Dare.

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.