Game jokes
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Memes
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.