Game jokes
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Memes
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.