Game jokes
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Memes
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.