Game jokes
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
I would be making Eli fucking rich
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.