Game jokes
Get noob.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Memes
For those who know
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.