Game jokes
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Drink tea with friend game night.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?