Game jokes
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!